Some Silly Cactus Jokes

Here’s a few “great” cactus jokes for your amusement…PLEASE let us know if you have any better ones – we admit that most of these are pretty terrible!


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Cactus Jokes

I know there’s something wrong with my cactus… I just can’t quite put my finger on it.

What’s the difference between a cactus and the Houses of Parliament? Parliament has all the pricks on the inside.

What’s the difference between the White House and a cactus? Cacti have their pricks on the outside.

What’s the difference between a cactus and a politician? Cacti have spines!

Two balloons float low above the desert…
One says “Hey, watch out for that spiky cactus!”; the other replies, “What cactussssssssssssss…”

I dropped my cactus the other day… Even worse, I caught it!

Scientists recently managed to genetically modify a Venus Fly Trap to have the skin of a cactus. They say its bark is worse than its bite…

Did you hear about the cactus that went to the party? He spiked the drinks!

What do you call a dinosaur who sat on a cactus? A mega-lo-sore-arse.

Now, I’m not an expert on the Cactus family…but I know a prick when I see one.

Why did the cactus cross the road? It got stuck to the chicken.


If those didn’t turn you off the subject completely, we sell some great cacti!